Tuesday, December 13, 2011

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love

To my Blogging Friends (and particularly the ladies):

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 Trojan condoms

Eleven Pipas blowing (me)

Ten Ash Mad Credits

Nine Lady Bloggers Dancing

Eight Maids to Milk :)

Seven models swimming (naked)

Six new AM girls to lay

Five Boner Piiiiiilllllllls! (actually I really don't need those but it's the thought that counts!)

Four pearl necklaces (actually I gave them to her)

Three French kisses

Two Riff Dog posts (that would be a surprise)

And Kat, Kimberly, Elle, Mrs I, Naughty Kitty, Luna, France, Holly, etc, etc. in my Water Bed!!!!!!!!
If I left anyone out you're welcome as well!  :)

12 More Days to Christmas!


Naughty Kitty said...

NICE! I love it! Can you do one for Hanukkah??? LOL

Kat said...

Very cute. :-) However, I think you ahve too much time on your hands. Time to pick up a new hobby.

I chuckled on the part about two Riff posts being a surprise. That really would be a surprise, huh? LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL! Very cute, indeed. ;-)

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

What, no "Five...gold...cock-riiiiiings!"?

Naughty Kitty said...

LOL! Love the gold cock ring idea!

Luna Moon said...

Very fun! You want *moi* in your waterbed? Mmmmm. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you're planning to be naughty rather than nice this Christmas. And of course I love being included!

Sex and the Shitty said...

Wait? A Water bed? I'm genuinely not sure if I'm turned on or creeped out.

Let's go with turned on... tis the season!

France said...


All of us with you in bed? Great! :)

Ryan Beaumont said...

@ Naughty: I'll try to re-work one of those Adam Sandler Hanukkah songs next year!

Oh wait "I have a little dildo, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and I am moist with dildo I will play!"

@ Kat: not a function of having too much time. Some people go through REM; I go through Rapid Bull Shit Moments! :)

@ Tempting: thanks, I'll have another music lyrics test out soon for you

@ Ms I: Yep, you should use cock rings for your song; as for me remember I'm an old dude!

@ Luna; Oui!

@ Holly: Yes naughty thoughts about all of you!

@ Elle: creeped out by me; well you're not the first! But now you have me thinking of the Seinfeld episode where he worries that if he does a threesome he'll have to turn into an "orgy-guy" and unbutton his third button and have mirrors on his ceiling! That may be too much for me to worry about!

@ France: Just think about it as a Sexy Blog-stock!

Naughty Kitty said...

LOVE it!