On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 Trojan condoms
Eleven Pipas blowing (me)
Ten Ash Mad Credits
Nine Lady Bloggers Dancing
Eight Maids to Milk :)
Seven models swimming (naked)
Six new AM girls to lay
Five Boner Piiiiiilllllllls! (actually I really don't need those but it's the thought that counts!)
Four pearl necklaces (actually I gave them to her)
Three French kisses
Two Riff Dog posts (that would be a surprise)
And Kat, Kimberly, Elle, Mrs I, Naughty Kitty, Luna, France, Holly, etc, etc. in my Water Bed!!!!!!!!
If I left anyone out you're welcome as well! :)
12 More Days to Christmas!
11 comments:
NICE! I love it! Can you do one for Hanukkah??? LOL
Very cute. :-) However, I think you ahve too much time on your hands. Time to pick up a new hobby.
I chuckled on the part about two Riff posts being a surprise. That really would be a surprise, huh? LOL
LOL! Very cute, indeed. ;-)
What, no "Five...gold...cock-riiiiiings!"?
LOL! Love the gold cock ring idea!
Very fun! You want *moi* in your waterbed? Mmmmm. ;-)
Sounds like you're planning to be naughty rather than nice this Christmas. And of course I love being included!
Wait? A Water bed? I'm genuinely not sure if I'm turned on or creeped out.
Let's go with turned on... tis the season!
*blushing*
All of us with you in bed? Great! :)
@ Naughty: I'll try to re-work one of those Adam Sandler Hanukkah songs next year!
Oh wait "I have a little dildo, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and I am moist with dildo I will play!"
@ Kat: not a function of having too much time. Some people go through REM; I go through Rapid Bull Shit Moments! :)
@ Tempting: thanks, I'll have another music lyrics test out soon for you
@ Ms I: Yep, you should use cock rings for your song; as for me remember I'm an old dude!
@ Luna; Oui!
@ Holly: Yes naughty thoughts about all of you!
@ Elle: creeped out by me; well you're not the first! But now you have me thinking of the Seinfeld episode where he worries that if he does a threesome he'll have to turn into an "orgy-guy" and unbutton his third button and have mirrors on his ceiling! That may be too much for me to worry about!
@ France: Just think about it as a Sexy Blog-stock!
LOVE it!
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