Tuesday, December 13, 2011

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love

To my Blogging Friends (and particularly the ladies):


On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 Trojan condoms

Eleven Pipas blowing (me)

Ten Ash Mad Credits

Nine Lady Bloggers Dancing

Eight Maids to Milk :)

Seven models swimming (naked)

Six new AM girls to lay

Five Boner Piiiiiilllllllls! (actually I really don't need those but it's the thought that counts!)

Four pearl necklaces (actually I gave them to her)

Three French kisses

Two Riff Dog posts (that would be a surprise)

And Kat, Kimberly, Elle, Mrs I, Naughty Kitty, Luna, France, Holly, etc, etc. in my Water Bed!!!!!!!!
If I left anyone out you're welcome as well!  :)

12 More Days to Christmas!





11 comments:

Naughty Kitty said...

NICE! I love it! Can you do one for Hanukkah??? LOL

Kat said...

Very cute. :-) However, I think you ahve too much time on your hands. Time to pick up a new hobby.

I chuckled on the part about two Riff posts being a surprise. That really would be a surprise, huh? LOL

TemptingSweets99 said...

LOL! Very cute, indeed. ;-)

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

What, no "Five...gold...cock-riiiiiings!"?

Naughty Kitty said...

LOL! Love the gold cock ring idea!

Luna Moon said...

Very fun! You want *moi* in your waterbed? Mmmmm. ;-)

Holly S said...

Sounds like you're planning to be naughty rather than nice this Christmas. And of course I love being included!

Sex and the Shitty said...

Wait? A Water bed? I'm genuinely not sure if I'm turned on or creeped out.

Let's go with turned on... tis the season!

France said...

*blushing*

All of us with you in bed? Great! :)

Ryan Beaumont said...

@ Naughty: I'll try to re-work one of those Adam Sandler Hanukkah songs next year!

Oh wait "I have a little dildo, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and I am moist with dildo I will play!"

@ Kat: not a function of having too much time. Some people go through REM; I go through Rapid Bull Shit Moments! :)

@ Tempting: thanks, I'll have another music lyrics test out soon for you

@ Ms I: Yep, you should use cock rings for your song; as for me remember I'm an old dude!

@ Luna; Oui!

@ Holly: Yes naughty thoughts about all of you!

@ Elle: creeped out by me; well you're not the first! But now you have me thinking of the Seinfeld episode where he worries that if he does a threesome he'll have to turn into an "orgy-guy" and unbutton his third button and have mirrors on his ceiling! That may be too much for me to worry about!

@ France: Just think about it as a Sexy Blog-stock!

Naughty Kitty said...

LOVE it!