But occasionally as you know important world events demand that I comment. And so it is today that I find myself having to reflect on the eternal question -
Does true love last!
And sadly we have found that it doesn't! :(
Yes apparently Bibi and Poldi, that beautiful and previously thought eternal Tortoise couple from the Austrian Zoo have in fact answered that question!
See link below:
|Bitch, I gave you the best 115 year of my life!|
Yes, it is the woman's fault!
The zookeepers did apparently try couples therapy and aphrodisiacs to no avail.
As one keeper said "we get the feeling they can't stand each other anymore." Of course you could take this as a study in evolutionary science and human exceptionalism. Yes, I said humans are exceptional; it usually only takes us about 10 years to discover we can't stand each other anymore!
The final thing I have to say to Bibi is, I don't think there is a check mark for erotic biting on Ashley Madison if you plan on going that route now that you are free!
And Poldi, keep your chin up there are a lot of pretty young reptiles out there just looking for a well aged sugar daddy like you!