If there is anything I like more than music lyrics it's quotes from movies. I have also mentioned on several occasions that I love mob movies. Hence, I love quotes from mobsters! And what better fictional mobster to quote than Joe Pesci! I love that movie Casino with Pesci and Robert De Niro. My favorite quote is when Pesci says to De Niro's character "we're supposed to be robbin' this place you dumb fuckin' ****!"
He is saying that because De Niro's character is getting off-mission by earning money by stealing honestly through casino gaming as opposed to the preferred mob way! It's always good to be reminded what we are here for.
It's so easy to get off track here in this blog world. You start meeting a few women on Ashley Madison and you want to brag about it so you start an innocent little sex blog on Blogger. Next you get a few readers and some positive feedback so you start to think people want to read anything you have going on in your head. Maybe you try some TMI's and FFF's and then maybe take a stab at a writing a recipe or poking fun at the Kardashians. All of asudden you start to think you are Bill Maher.
But then one of your blog friends gigs you a bit, teasing you that you're on a bit of a dry spell on your old blog (sex-wise that is). And you finally realize "your supposed to be writin' about fuckin' you idiot!"
And so it was there that I found myself last March. In the midst of my delight over telling the up and down tales of my Sandee story, amid Mardi Gras food posts and academic discussions on deriving an Ashley Madison preference curve I realized it had been a fuckin' long time since I had written about you know - *uckin!
But I was not ready to talk about that in my Sandee story so I decided to pull a Past Adventure off the shelf, dust it off, and deliver it to my dear readers. And ouila, sex!
Remember out there just as certain as death and taxes, sex always sells!
Retro Summer (Favorite Old Sex) - Hot Summer Nights You're My Time of Year
Originally Posted March 8 2012
Or One Great Summer (Night) to Remember
Hey I just realized it's been a reeeeeaaaallly long time since I wrote about sex. And since I am still only in about the 2nd quarter of my Sandee story (does that mean there is a lot more to go?) I thought I should throw a bone out there (literally and figuratively).
I have not spent a whole lot of time writing about my past but it sure is fun going back into the vault and pulling out an old story now and again. And with all this warm weather we have been having it reminds me of those hot summer days and nights gone by!
So here is a story about Chelle, a gorgeous girl I met when I ran off to sunny Florida to work one summer during my college years.
Doesn't every guy need a great summer-lovin' story!
Btw, I started to use lyrics from that Journey song Stone in Love for the title but then I realized this story doesn't end with anyone wearing blue-jeans (or anything else for that matter).
So back in the day Ryan used to tend bar, pour coffee, take orders, and other things that a lot of college kids do to make money. He got to thinking that life at Big State U had gotten a little boring and didn't want to go home for the summer and realized he could pour drinks for people at a beach as well as he could anywhere else. At first he applied to a lot of those cruise lines. Thankfully, in hindsight, he didn't get any interviews (trust me working on those is the pits).
So with no prospects Ryan did what every young man should do once in his life, he just packed his stuff in his car and drove south. He drove as far as he could in about 18 hours and stopped at a beach resort town. He then camped out and started looking for work. It didn't take Ryan long to find employment as he had good experience and if you think he is good at bull-shiting on a blog you should see him in person.
So Ryan got a job working at a luxury Yacht Club. That is where he met Chelle. Chelle was SMOKIN' hot and worked at the club as well. She was about 5'8" with long wavy brunette hair, green eyes, and one supremely toned and tanned body. She had just finished her junior year at her hometown Big State U; it's name was something like Sunny Atlantic State University for Hot Chicks (I'm not sure). Chelle didn't really have to work I don't think because at the yacht club she was sort of learning the family business so to speak. Daddy had a nice home on the Inter-Coastal Waterway with a nice boat parked in the back yard.
Well, I could give you a week long story about our courtship but I won't tease you like I did the other week with Sandee. I'll just jump right to the end because it was in fact that boat parked in daddy's back yard that was the climactic scene of young Ryan's summer love-stock!
Toward the end of the summer daddy was to be away on business and rich housewife mom was going to tag along to the Med or wherever it was they were going. Chelle was to stay behind and take care of the house. Now at this point Ryan had enjoyed some very nice sex with Chelle at his place and at that swanky home on the Waterway. But what Ryan really had his eye on (or let's be real his penis on) was sex on that boat parked in the back yard.
So would that make a nice fairytale ending???? No I didn't think so.
After that meal Ryan and Chelle gazed on the Waterway and kissed. Pulled close to Ryan, Chelle's thin sundress did nothing to hide the slim shapely contours of her sleek body. He could feel her nipples through the thin cotton or her dress and moving his hands around her waste to her behind Ryan could feel her supple cheeks and realized nothing was underneath that sundress!
But it didn't end there. After an hour of cuddling and kissing Chelle suggested another glass of wine. They walked up the steps to the deck of the boat sans clothing. Ryan poured a glass of wine for Chelle and sat back on a fishing chair. Chelle accepted the glass bending over him with her breasts tantalizingly brushing against his face. She then sat on top of Ryan mounted him and sipping her wine as she gently began fucking him again. She began a humming purr as her hips slowly moved over his; one hand held her glass the other gently positioned on his shoulder as she looked into his eyes and slightly bit her bottom lip. Ryan began to pump with her but she put her finger to his lips and whispered with a smile "shhhhh..., let's take it nice and easy."
Nice and easy lasted for several minutes but Chelle began to move more quickly and more quickly. She set her glass down and now had both hands around Ryan's neck for leverage, nails seductively digging into his shoulder blades. She encouraged Ryan to return the sexual rhythm. They moved together faster and faster until Chelle gasped with a crescendo as they eclipsed together.
Chelle fell forward into Ryans arms and there they stayed for probably and hour as they watched the lights on the ocean side of the Waterway.
Well, that's not really the end either as around 2 am they awoke in the bedroom cabin of the boat. They were both naked so Ryan easily slipped into Chelle and they had speechless pitch black sex in the middle of the night. And of course that was followed by morning sex and a group shower the next day. And that was followed by a nice breakfast on the boat deck. If you think Ryan is good at sex and grilling you should see what he can do with an omelet and a mimosa!
Yeah, it was tough to leave at the end of that summer. Ryan damn near decided to forgo a semester of college and stay down there. He even interviewed for a job with a stockbroker he had met thinking that he might go back down there after graduation next year. But he did return to college and met Trish (his first Jersey girl) shortly thereafter and moved on in life. But that is another story!
Thinking about this post he did find Chelle on Facebook recently (but decided to not do a friend request). Hey don't give me that look, I saw Shannon checking out one of her old boyfriends (the former rock star) on Facebook just the other day. Anyway, Chelle still looks hot! She didn't follow the family business but appears to have her own counseling practice. She certainly helped my self-esteem so I'm sure she is great at it!
And of course Ryan still lives outside of DC and wastes his time on blogging! :)