It appears that FFF is back in the Ad court!
Yesterday he lost millions being over-leveraged in Russian energy futures. But I said to myself, we still have the publishing company. We'll have to give up the helicopter but I can make this work.
Then today he was gone all day. I was sure when the phone rang it would be him telling me he was in some dirt-bag hotel with Mrs. Robinson, too busy ramming a hot poker up her ass or whipping her with her cake spatula. I braced myself, I could hear the truth. Sure I knew he was a cheat but maybe Mrs. Robinson was a just a silly hobby.
And then he said the words that made me drop to the floor.
"Ana, I'm a changed man. I'm down at CenturyLink with the Promise Keepers. I plan on being a new man, a man who is morally and ethically committed to sexual purity."
"Holy sh*t," I said to myself. For a Dom that jerk sure does waffle like a Belgian! I spent the year getting used to being tied up and smacked in the ass with a leather belt because I enjoyed the view of the Seattle skyline from his flat, Caramel Macchiatos in bed, and those cool grey smokey eyes. Heck, if I wanted a promise keeper I'd of married the dork in the front row of Chemistry class. I guess I better go looking for a Don Draper.
Key Word: Devastated
Word Limit: Short week, low limit, 180 words
Forbidden Word: Phone, Carpet, Nipple
Extra Words: 20 Extra if her mom or dad finds her or is on the phone.
Extra Credit: Tell me a story about your worst phone call.