It appears that FFF is back in the Ad court!
OMG, I thought. I worked so hard getting used to this lifestyle now this; I'm devastated!
Yesterday he lost millions being over-leveraged in Russian energy futures. But I said to myself, we still have the publishing company. We'll have to give up the helicopter but I can make this work.
Then today he was gone all day. I was sure when the phone rang it would be him telling me he was in some dirt-bag hotel with Mrs. Robinson, too busy ramming a hot poker up her ass or whipping her with her cake spatula. I braced myself, I could hear the truth. Sure I knew he was a cheat but maybe Mrs. Robinson was a just a silly hobby.
And then he said the words that made me drop to the floor.
"Ana, I'm a changed man. I'm down at CenturyLink with the Promise Keepers. I plan on being a new man, a man who is morally and ethically committed to sexual purity."
"Holy sh*t," I said to myself. For a Dom that jerk sure does waffle like a Belgian! I spent the year getting used to being tied up and smacked in the ass with a leather belt because I enjoyed the view of the Seattle skyline from his flat, Caramel Macchiatos in bed, and those cool grey smokey eyes. Heck, if I wanted a promise keeper I'd of married the dork in the front row of Chemistry class. I guess I better go looking for a Don Draper.
Key Word: Devastated
Word Limit: Short week, low limit, 180 words
Forbidden Word: Phone, Carpet, Nipple
Extra Words: 20 Extra if her mom or dad finds her or is on the phone.
Extra Credit: Tell me a story about your worst phone call.
2 comments:
Clever, even if I had to read it a second time, because I wasn't sure what you were talking about
Sometimes you don't want them to change at all, we like 'em as we found 'em.
Thanks for joining in, the prompt for next week goes up Sunday morning!
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