So I don't talk much about politics on the blog but it is one of my favorite sports. One thing I really enjoy about my relationship with Sandee is that we are so far apart on politics yet we have fun with it. See I grew up a "left of center" guy which means in America today I'm a Saul Alinsky socialist. :)
Sandee is totally tea party.
Btw, does anybody actually know who Saul Alinsky is other than Sarah Palin? Or did she just read about him on a bubblegum wrapper?
Anyway since I'm being lazy today I'll just cut and paste our commentary from last night's Republican debates:
Ryan - Are you watching the Insane Clown Posse tonight?
Sandee - You're saying my posse is insane when your's can't keep a lid on their server?
Ryan - So I'm to vote for the DONALD because he says he will "get along" with Putin and I should just trust that? Is that kind of like looking into his eye and seeing his soul?
Sandee - Are you talking about my W?!
Ryan - I know nobody can replace W in your heart but your Cuban Senator just sounded good. Carly is pretty sharp tonight.
Sandee - Sigh,
Ryan - Is Ted Cruz an actual living creature or is he actually a Disney animatronic figurine?
Sandee - lol, yeah he's an odd one. Glad you're watching , your next Pres is up there!
Ryan - Scott Walker is sweating like a Johnsonville brat on a hot grill!
Sandee - Christie might eat him.
Ryan - I want to see Christie debate the Pillsbury dough boy!
Sandee - I can't hear what's going on with ****** (Sandee's daughter) shouting at the TV! She needs to be up there.
Ryan - At least she doesn't have to listen to Lindsey "I'm John McCain's biyotch" Graham! Sorry I had to pull over to text that.
Sandee - lol yeah we wouldn't want to lose a democratic comedian :)
Sandee - Hahaa, I keep telling you to campaign!
Ryan - You wouldn't want me, I'm limp wristed liberal; we would all be on welfare and living under Sharia Law with guns only in the hands of bad guys and only Mexicans for neighbors.
Sandee - Lol, well if you won't run at least write a political humor column.
Ryan - "We need government to get out of the way and let the people lead?" Has Ben Carson ever seen the people in Walmart at midnight? I don't want the guy with no teeth, baggy shorts, and drinking out of a paper bag in the back of sporting goods to determine my tax code! I'd rather have government bureaucrat.
Ryan - OOHHHH, Carly is getting pretty catty about Hillary! OMG Marco you just scared the bejesus out of me, I think I'm going to crawl in a hole and never come out until Iran and North Korea stop nuking us! :(
Sandee - NO, don't diss my Marco
Ryan - Hey Donald, I'm a business man doing businessy stuff, I guess I'm qualified to be a Republican candidate.
Sandee - Don't know about that but... You probably have more accomplishments than Hillary!
Ryan - Marco is doing well tonight, I bet he seizes the momentum.
Sandee - He is, Rand Paul tanked a long time ago. They don't even ask him anything hardly.
Sandee - I miss my W :(
Ryan - W is nicer and more genteel.
Ryan - Oh no he didn't! Donald just dissed your boy (W)! He lost me vote! :)
Ryan - I'm just not sure I see the next "decider" in chief on stage.
Sandee - He's right here!
Ryan - I will say Rubio and Kasich are the only ones that are not Crackalackin' craza!
Sandee - lol, stop
Ryan - So are we voting Cristie or Walker off the island tonight?
Ryan - OMG, where was Rand Paul when I was in college - he's a pot fiend! :)
Sandee - Are you saying you were a pot fiend in college
Ryan - I didn't inhale!
Sandee - Sure! That's what all you Democrats say. You know you never got that stain off my dress! :)
Ryan - Goodnight, I'm tired from all that brainy thoughtificational talking!
Sandee - Goodnight sweat pea! Don't have bad dreams of Hillary! :)