Or: I wish I was a Teddy Bear Not Livin' or Lovin' nor Goin' Nowhere
By the way, I am glad adding the “Adult Content” warning hasn’t seemed to keep down my blog hits. I am a big stats guy at work and life so I have enjoyed pouring over the endless stats that Blogger generates. However, the other day I saw where “Baha Men Stanley” was listed as a Search Keyword source for my blog. I then had this horrible thought that some kid searching for information on the Disney kids cartoon My Man Stanley might be directed to my blog entry about first reading Ashley and Me (7th post on 12/16, “Who Let the Dogs Out…) where I make reference to the Baha men singing the shows theme song. So as a result of my paranoia I added the adult content warning even though I don’t think I am really bad with potty mouth. J Of course any kid can still click on accepting adult content but as they say “a lock only keeps and honest man honest.” At least I did my part. Anyway “Blond Beach Bunny” is currently the #1 Keyword Search with 6 hits so far.
OK, the real point of today’s blog is while today is a National Holiday celebrating love, tomorrow will be a day to celebrate affairs!? Last May over 30,000 women signed up to Ashley Madison on the day after Mother’s Day. I speculate that tomorrow many women (and men) upon being dissatisfied with the romance in their current marriage/relationship will dip their toes into the infidelity waters and sign up for Ashley Madison.
I wonder what the over/under is on AM enrollments for tomorrow?
Another thought, Blue Mountain needs to come up with some Ashley Madison Day e-cards. I have a few ladies I would like to send one to!
But just in case you thought I was a total jerk,
Shannon did get a dozen roses this morning with some chocolate and a nice bottle of a Sonoma Pinot and we will be at a nice restaurant tonight. It won’t get me anywhere but any great ball player always runs out those infield grounders. Who knows when you might get lucky?