Friday, September 20, 2013

FFF - The Good, the Bad, and the Horny

Well you're up so you may as well get over the Advizor's Blog and get FFF'd up!
 
"Goddamit Sundance open up, I said I wanted to *uck you once more before you went to that *hithole down south!"

"It's called Bolivia, my dear, it's a paradise waiting to be plucked by two fine gentlemen such as we (Butch intervened from inside)!"

"*uck you Butch, I ain't talkin' to you!  I want to *uck Sundance not hear you're jackass comments.  I already dealt with the bad and the ugly with that awful gang of yourn's; I don't need the stupid now, open up.  I need more of that good Sundance-lovin'!"

"Give us a moment dear, we're indisposed and meanwhile enjoy that lovely day out there, no raindrops fallin' on your pretty little head are they?"

"NO Butch it ain't rainin' but if'n I get to you you'll be feeling some golden raindrops!"

"Oh my poor Etta 'don't piss down my back and say it's raining,' as they say!"


"(Sundance now) OK, OK Etta my body is bent and broken and everything hurts from that train heist yesterday.  Luckly for you the one thing that's ain't hurt, bent, or broken is the one thing you're after so come on in; I've got a seat for you right here (door opens as Sundance is lying naked on a bed in the background)."


"See Sundance, that's all I wanted; you know just how to make a lady feel special!"  ;)



 
Met B.J. backstage once many years ago; pretty nice guy!  Meaning I met the singer, not that I got a BJ from a nice guy backstage once!  :)
 
Btw, that Katherine Ross is one of my all time hotties!  I didn't realize she was married to Sam Elliott.
 
 

5 comments:

Sillyone said...

What fun! The hidden lives of well-known scoundrels. I loved it!

Max said...

Fun take! And yeah, making a lady feel special is what it's all about. :-)

Happy FFF!

Advizor54 said...

I never understood why they picked that song, but Katherine Ross was in my head for a long time after seeing that movie. Great memory, thanks!

Kat said...

Very cute and creative take on the prompt. Awesome!

Same sassy girl said...

Ah... I knew they were lovers as well as fighters! Love the dialogue. Great take. So fun to FFF with you!