Ryan's Repeats - 88 Lines About 44 Women (bloggers)

You know as I go through the blog I remember posts I forgot about.  Last month in a fit about comments I re-posted my Airline Meet 'n Seat post.  But last week when I was looking for a June, 2011 post to re-post I remembered this post which actually is the post that had the most legitimate comments. I also got a comment from Ms Inconspicuous which was always an even more special and rare treat than a comment from Riff.  I think the only comment I ever valued more was probably from Kimberly Errant Wife when I made her "lmfao!"  But I guess I'll have to get to that post next month.

But what I really enjoyed about reviewing this old post was remembering those past bloggers that (now so unfortunately long gone) were the "it" bloggers when I first started out.  Wow how I tried to emulate Riff and admired Ms I, Elle, Kim and how much I looked forward to posts from Holly.  I miss those days and I miss those bloggers but I do have fond memories.  Hopefully this is a nice way to remember as well.

But really some advice here, nothing gets comments like mentioning other bloggers and putting links to everyone's blog.  Maybe that's why I got so many comments on this post.  I guess maybe that goes along with that "attracting more bees with honey" thing I heard once.

Anyway this is a cute but rather silly song.  I can only hope you think the same of this blog!  :)

Author's note:  as I was writing this post I was also thinking about that Jim Carroll song "These are the People Who Died."  Jim Carroll btw is the author of the autobiography "The Basketball Diaries" that was later made into a movie and starred Leo DiCaprio as Carroll.  More useless info from Ryan I guess!

But I finished this song with the lyrics mentioning Holly as I always felt a kindred spirit with her.  That Jim Carroll song ends with the lyrics "and Eddie I miss you more than all the others and I salute you brother; this song is for you my brother."

And so for all those old bloggers this song (and post) is for you my brothers!  :)

Ryan's Repeat

from June 20th, 2011........

The other day Richard Blade from XM's First Wave played the song below by the Nails.  Please take a quick listen to get the rhythm.  Rarely in my life do moments of inspiration occur for me, let's face it - I'm not that deep!  But by the end of the ride I decided that I owed the world and more importantly the women of the bloggosphere an Ode!  So soon I started to mentally write my version of 88 Lines about 36 Women (& 24 Bloggers) - my ode to some of the ladies who inspire me!

88 Lines About 36 Women (& 24 Bloggers)

by Ryan B

Belle Amie was the first to Follow

Now I'm sure she doth think me Hollow

Kimberly was my first girl blog desire

If I could have her I know I would retire

Jane you are so non-PC

You must think me a complete weenie

Misty one day I'll see you at the track

If I do I probably won't come back

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

Southern Red I love your town

I'm just so glad you didn't drown

Agnes why are you so fraught

Come stay with me I'll make sure we don't get caught

Scarlett your boy names sound so English

Ryan's Irish how'd you like that dish 

Wave Rider that profile pic is fun, it fills me with glee

I drive right past it don't you see

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

Rocker Girl that girl is you

What's on your mind tell me true

Ella I like when you write of the Shire

I'd be glad to jump on, I'm for hire

J you seem to like your vodka

Wow, nothing rhymes just let me be your Screwdriva'

Me you say you want some suga'

Change that to salt and chase me down with tequila

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

Lady Inconspicuous I love that you like bluegrass

But my o' my you have one fine as. (pair of eyes) :)

Elle you are so young and fine

If I were not so old I'd make you mine

Coquette if Riff is not enough for you

Fly to DC, we know how to screw

And Riff some say you are a gal

So that is why I include you now

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

Pocket Rocketz your FFF's are fun

But don't let that mascara run

Suburban Mom I'm sure you're hot

But I'm a foodie too, I enjoy reading what's in your pot

Dusty Bunny your blog is a bit creepy

Counting down to Halloween I see, I still read it with glee

Sadie, wow you wrote the book

Now what can I do to get a look

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

OK so since I don't read enough

Let's search my blog to get more stuff

Miranda you seemed so cute and sassy

A secret pic from your wedding now that was classy

Beach Bunny you're always online

I write and write to no reply

Suzanne you said I was an ass

I'm sure you're not to be the last

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

Ciao Bella you really like your shoes

I wish I could've taken off those Jimmy Choos

E Red you want a Sugar Daddy

I'm not real liquid but I know you'd like this laddy

Brian are you looking for the walrus?

That was John but what about us

Renee sometimes I still see you at the gym

No rhyme hear 'cause in my mind I just say damn your fine

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

Alecia you never did say no

You just didn't tell me where to go

Sandra thanks for all you do

Yeah that's an easy rhyme 'cause I surely like doing it with you

Leah you love to chat and chat

I wonder if you'd actually come back

Keeley ooh I loved that accent it was a wonder

You made me enjoy it all down under

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

Spring Flower I wrote about your dreams

Now I want to make you scream

GLNO for some reason your travels seem like my wife

but its no cause I think for strife

Cracklin' Rosie your a store bought woman

but you make me sing like a guitar hummin'

Sorry Rosie I didn't mean to steal

'Cause your comments always keep it real

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

 Shannon dear I list you here

But you truly make me need to drink a beer

Because I take all your shit

Surely you'd let me lick your clit

And since I just cut the grass

Why oh why can't I have some (gl)ass

Ah but dear you are still so fine

I wish I still enjoyed you slowly like sweet red wine

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm

Kat you know you have such class

You tell us how to *uck your ass

And I know your always on the prowl

One day I would like to make you howl

Holly I save you for last

'cause reading you I always have a blast

But Holly dear I think I like you best

One day you might just be my quest

Hmmmm...Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm Mmmmmmm



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You ever notice how this blog always seems to post things right after Riff posts something???  Don't you just hate a shameless leech!  :)  Hey, and I just moved up to reading on a 5th grade level so if I missed you be patient, I'm trying to catch up - I'm sure I can come up with more stupid lyrics somewhere down the road!