Monday, January 3, 2011

Are You Ready for a New Sensation

Before I move forward in my story I will tell you about my other dual personality.  I have very diverse taste in music.  When I am transporting children around the county in our van with satellite radio I of course get the latest in “tween” pop until I drop them off to wherever we are destined.  Yes, unfortunately I am well versed in Selena, Hanna, Demi, the Jo Bros, etc.  In fact we were listening to Disney’s top 50 countdown on Friday night and I called Disney’s #1 song, J Beebs – Baby!  I do love the Ludicres lyric in that song though:

“Oh I was star struck, she woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks”

I am a coffee snob you know J

Once the kiddies are out of the car I turn the old satellite radio to 80’s and 90’s Alt Rock with an occasional venture into Hair Nation for some kicks.

When not transporting children I am in the car with terrestrial radio and I love listening to a local Classic Country station.  Yep, one day Stone Temple Pilots the next Johnny Cash and all that trash!  Or one of my other favorites Just to Satisfy You by Waylon Jennings which ended up being my caption on my AM profile.  I though “Just to Satisfy You” was a very succinct mission statement!

So my first Ashley Madison date, with Alecia, is to be in the afternoon for a drink at a bar in her town the Tuesday after our first meeting.  She gives me the name of the bar and I “google” the address.  I drive over, the bar is in a strip mall but when I arrive I see it is closed.  Oh no, I call Alecia and she is across the street at a Glory Days Grill (not really, true name held back to protect the guilty).

I walk in and see her at the bar; she already has a glass of wine and is again “tanked out” and looking great.  She turns and stands as I walk up and says “you look good.”  “Well thank you I say.”  I hand her a bottle of Viognier I bought for her at a local vineyard and she is very pleased.  Alecia orders me a glass of wine and a hor’s d’ouevre (I think stuffed mushrooms?) and continues an apparent earlier conversation she was having with the bar tender, she is really cool and confident.  Soon she does turn to me on her bar stool and slides closer to me.  Her knees are slightly apart and my knees are touching just inside her’s as we sit close to one another on the bar stools.  I guess she has a fairly small personal body space or likes me because she does lean in as we speak.  I try to be gentlemanly and maintain eye contact and not be too obvious as she looks great in that loose tank top.  It’s not too hard because she has beautiful brown eyes that seem to look right through me.  She asks me what I like to drink and if I drink a lot.  I tell the truth, I am really not a big drinker.  I could put down a 12 pack in college but I really don’t enjoy more than 2 drinks anymore.  She says she drinks too much and tells how she and her girlfriends put down bottles of wine by her pool.  She tells me that she did have one affair with a friend in the neighborhood.  She also tells me she has told her best friend about me and showed my picture to her (and I guess I have gotten the “friend seal of approval”).  She asks me if I have had an affair (answer No) and asks me a lot about Shannon and if I think Shannon is still having an affair.  I say I don’t think so, but Alecia disagrees.  Anyway, we spend almost 2 hours talking about our lives, careers, and travels.  The time breezes by as I continue to be intrigued by her.  I stay to my 2 drink limit.  Alecia had about 4 glasses of wine but I think she has a high tolerance, I am sure she could drink me under the table.  Toward the end she smiles and says “can I kiss you?”  Now who would say no to that!  So she leans forward and kisses me gently just slightly touching lips.  The kiss lingers for what seemed an eternity although it was probably just a few seconds.  I start to instinctively and respectfully pull back but Alecia gently pulls me back for a few more delightful moments.  She smiles at me and says “you know we are going to have sex, you’re going to like me, I’m very good.”

Alecia pays the bar bill before I get a chance.  I was surprised as I had mentally prepared myself to be the “Sugar Daddy” in this process.  Alecia says she doesn’t want to owe anyone and I can certainly respect that.  I walk her to her car and we talk a bit more.  We agree to meet for a picnic at a place I really like about 30 minutes away from both of our towns.  As we say good bye she looks around to see if anyone is watching.  She is in a van so we are blocked from view of the road.   She presses her body next to mine and gives me a deep, long, and passionate kiss embracing me around the neck and pulling me into her as she presses her tongue to mine.  Again, it seems to last forever although it probably was not more than 10-15 seconds.  I was a little worried about her driving home but she insists that she is OK to drive.  So we part with the eager anticipation of soon meeting for a romantic get away and the hope that this is the start of something great!

That night I send her a You Tube link to an Elton John bluegrass version of his song Country Comfort from an Earl Scruggs compellation CD I really like.  She writes back and says:

“I love the song and the fact that you wanted to share it with me.. THANK YOU!  Music is on the top of my favorite things list”


Thursday, December 23, 2010

Oh, But I'm tired of Holding on to a Feeling I know is Gone

A common question to illustrate music preference is to ask what album or what 5 songs would you wish to have if stranded on a desert island.  This song by REO Speedwagon would be one of mine.  From a lyrical standpoint they tell great stories while musically they fuse basic rock with an almost gospel quality (like that organ at the end of “Keep the Fire Burining”).  Because I grew up listening to a lot of country, bluegrass, and gospel I like the fusion of rock with these genres.  Some other songs I might take to a desert island might include Interstate Love Song by the Stone Temple Pilots, Blackbird by the Beatles, Driver 8 by REM, Train in Vain by the Clash and perhaps something by Dusty Springfield and Gordon Lightfoot, I think that runs the spectrum pretty well.

Before I go any further perhaps I should retrace my steps a bit and give you a little more of why I am here.  In my forth blog entry (The Long and Winding Road) I did express what specific occurrences initiated my foray into Ashley Madison but did not discuss some of my emotional motivations.  Just prior to going on our Mexico vacation my wife (Shannon) and I gave up on our 3rd round of marriage counseling.  For me, as I said in a previous blog entry, I began seeing myself differently.  There is a country song that says “I want to see the mountains in your eyes.”  When I saw myself through Renee’s eyes I saw someone attractive both mentally and physically, someone that the right woman would find attractive.  When I am with Shannon I am not a good person because I am living under her gaze and thus her impression of me.  In the movie “The Story of Us” Michelle Pheiffer says “this is me with you.”  In short, Shannon has and I guess will always see me as Ryan version Y2K and including previous Pentium versions.  Renee and subsequently Alecia and others have the freedom to see me as Ryan version Y2K.10+.  In trying to find someone through AM I guess I was hoping to either validate Shannon’s opinion of me, and thus conclude I was in fact a jerk, or find someone that might find a great person inside of me.  Maybe I was just John Cusack saying “I am looking for a dare to be great situation.”  By the way, why do I always express myself through quotes?  I guess because I don’t have a whole lot of relevant things to say or at least have trouble articulating in my words. J

And what am I trying to accomplish in a blog.  I decided to write a blog about 2 months ago and had probably the first 6 entries written in my head.  When I started, the writing just poured out, I have been writing ahead by about 3 entries in a Word document.  I think it is a way to fondly remember the evolution (or devolution) of this fairly good and certainly normal guy as he enters this different world and just laugh at myself.  If anyone is a college football fan and has listened to Keith Jackson announce a game I am hearing him call my blog with his trademark saying “rumblin,’ bumblin,’ stumblin’, whoa Nellie’!”  The other very illuminating thing that has occurred is reading so many other blogs with people in very similar circumstances or at least people finding themselves through their blogs.  And the few responses to my blog have been a big kick.  Of course I did say my one regret is that I didn’t try journalism as a career.  I minored in English in college and was a sports writer for my college newspaper.  I even have some book storylines written in my head that maybe I will write down some day.  So I wanted to recount my tale from the beginning with all my silly acts and as I come to various revelations.  I assure you the man I am now is certainly different than the person I was back last May.  My thought is that I am a bit better but perhaps if you read and comment you can let me know if that is correct.

Btw, I don’t want to make any of my entries a diatribe on Shannon she is a wonderful person in the right circumstances.  She is talented, creative, and very engaging and a good mother.  She is beautiful with shoulder length Auburn hair and what I call “stormy eyes.”  They are blue-grey similar to the sky before a storm.  And by stormy I mean they mirror her often “stormy” temper.

As this is to likely be my last blog entry before the holidays for anyone who might read this Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

So I will leave you with that REO Speedwagon Song I mentioned above:


"I've been around for you
I've been up and down for you
But I just can't get any relief
I've swallowed my pride for you
I've lived and lied for you
But you still make me feel like a thief
You got me stealin' your love away
'Cause you never give it
Peeling the years away
And we can't relive it
I make you laugh
And you make me cry
I believe it's time for me to fly

You said we'd work it out
You said that you had no doubt
That deep down we were really in love
Oh, but I'm tired of holding on
To a feeling I know is gone
I do believe that I've had enough

I've had enough of the falseness
Of a worn out relation
Enough of the jealousy
And the intoleration
I make you laugh
And you make me cry
I believe it's time for me to fly

[Refrain)
Time for me to fly
Oh, I've got to set myself free
Time for me to fly
And that's just how it's got to be
I know it hurts to say goodbye
But it's time for me to fly

Oh, don't you know it's...
[Refrain]

It's time for me to fly