Friday, October 31, 2014

FFF - The Hallow'd Eve

FFF Has a New Home!
Fly on over to the Kinky Brits, it's sure to be a Treat!

'Twas the night of the Witches

when all through my britches
no stud muffin had cum, not even a lick.

My black bra looked right and my vagina was ripe
And I had hopes that a hot guy would soon be in sight

My vibrator was stuffed away in the drawer by my bed
As I rather had vision of Lenny Kravitz giving me head.

Around my thigh was a garter and I was mostly in stripper's swag
And now I was ready for a man and long winters shag

When at my door there came a loud ding dong
OMG, that guy's ripped and oh what a shlong!

Through my room he ran naked quite in a flash
and he said we best get busy fast in a dash.

For as the late moon shines upon my sweat gleamed chest,
my luster's gone too soon, at midnight to pumpkin I'll be next.

And just in fact then did my eyes see to appear
that beautiful face went Orange and with a Jack-o-Lantern'ish sneer.

Dare I say witchcraft, oh bother, as I look south my God what a prick,
and I knew in a moment I'd be riding that big stick.

More rapid than pumpkin pie mixing in a bowl
he stuck one finger in and shouted what a nice juicy hole.

Now *uck me, now suck me, I'll now be your vixen;
now cum on me cum on me, squirt that big load

 On top of the toaster, up against the wall!
Now pump away, pump away, pump in me all!

Yes this is some type of witchcraft to turn his face pumpkin full
but it matters not to me, he *ucks like an bull.

So off with my corset and my clothes they flew,
for he had brought a bag full of sex toys and knew their use too

And then I felt a twinkling slowly dance up my thighs
As his tongue pranced its way past my knees and on up high

As I grabbed that big head and then turned around

from behind me he mounted and I heard that smacking sound

Into the mirror I admired that he had on not a stitch as sweat made his chest shiny as brass
but he wore that pumpkin grin as he slapped down on my ass

Now onto those toys he gave not a hint

but with that smile and orange hat he sure looked like a pimp.

How delightful to see those triangle eyes twinkle as he humped

but oh my did that candle in there have to go up his rump?

Now out of that big naughty grin came a row
as he came on my back like a layer of snow

He then reached in his bag and pulled out a tool

and slyly said, there's still one more rule

His tool had two prongs and was long and round
and it shook while he laughed and squirted out jelly

He said, you've only come once and I want more from your muff
I'll *uck both sides of you at once with this that should be enough

With a wink of his eye and a thrust of his rod

he was at once 8 inches into my ass and my pussy, Oh GOD!

He was again behind me and still hard at work

and while pumping me fast I came again hard with a jerk

And placing one last finger inside me
And giving a nod, he then ran toward the door apparently to flee

Yes he had came and now went onto other ladies to bask

but I did not think him a jerk 'cause wow that golden prick had sure done it's task 

But I heard him exclaim, ere he ran out of sight,

Happy Hallow'd Eve to all and to all a good night!


Advizor54 said...

This is why I love poetry and lyrics.

Well done.

Unknown said...

Great poem. Sexy and deep, and brought a real smile to my lips!