Friday, September 25, 2015

I am a Sex Machine Ready to Reload

I bet that got your attention!

Actually I didn't plan on posting today but I wanted to send out some scientifically proven feel good thoughts on this Friday morning to all of you.

And by feel good I mean sending you some up-beat music at +150 beats per minute, happy lyrics, and in a major key.

Apparently a survey by British electronics manufacturer Alba, and confirmed by cognitive neuroscience Dr. Jacob Jolij, confirms that a combination of a fast beat, major key, and happy lyrics is the exact recipe needed for a feel good song.

And what is the most feely-good song ever?  Well according to the survey it's Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now," containing those very gripping lyrics above.

This recent Huffington Post (daily Ryan required reading, yes I'm a pointy-heady liberal) article outlines Dr. Jolij's research:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/feel-good-song-queen_560053bae4b08820d919a004

Something tells me Freddy Mercury has something to do with all that feel good stuff.  He is, in my opinion, the best front man in all of rock and roll history.  Now in saying best front man I have no clue if he was a pitcher or a catcher (frankly I don't care) but by best front man, I mean best lead singer.  Anyway the song is fantastic, Freddy is fantastic, and the song also has one of those classic Queen guitar riffs at the break.

Some of the other feel good lyrics to this witty song are:

"I feel alive and the world I'll turn inside out -yeah
And floating around in ecstasy"

"I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva"

"Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars"

"That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit"

"I wanna make a supersonic man out of you"

"Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time"

"Don't stop me now (yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all
La da da da daah"

I think the last line says it all!  I definitely feel happier now, don't you?

Jolij states "my analysis confirmed very nicely what we already knew from literature:  songs written in a major key with fast tempo are best at inducing positive emotions... virtually all 'feel good' songs were in a major key and all of them were at least 10 beats per minute faster than the average pop song."

So now you now why some songs make you want to roll down the windows and sing loudly!  Essentially major chords are sharp (or bright) as opposed to a flatter bass sound.  I'm no music history major but dudes like Beethoven tended to write in those melancholy minor chords.  Beautiful music, but sometimes it makes you just want to crawl back to bed, pull the covers over your eyes, and sleep all day.  Actually, come to think of it, Beethoven's Fur Elise (in an overall melancholy A minor) is an excellent example of movement from minor to major chords that takes one from somewhat doleful reflection to joy back in forth in a rondo format!

But keeping it happy, the Huffington Post article goes on to point out other "feel good" anthems:  ABBA's "Dancing Queen (you know I have a major hard on for Agnetha)," the Beach Boys "Good Vibrations," and Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl."
Nordic women in bikinis also make
me happy!


The article failed to mention but I believe it's true that Ryan's blog makes one feel good as well because you can stop reading after 10 words or 10 seconds and feel very good about your fast paced major decision!

Now take a listen and be ready to FEEL GOOD!



That being said, while I like Don't Stop Me Now," I have to say I like "Keep Yourself Alive" even better.

Who can't identify with those lyrics:

"well I've loved a million women in a belladonic haze...
and I ate a million dinners brought to me on silver trays..."



Ryan notes:  the song "Keep Yourself Alive" speaks to Freddy's debauchery on the road.  Strictly speaking "belladonic haze" likely means having sex with women while under the hallucinogenic affects of various drugs and alcohol.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

You Say Why and I Say I Don't Know

So I don't talk much about politics on the blog but it is one of my favorite sports.  One thing I really enjoy about my relationship with Sandee is that we are so far apart on politics yet we have fun with it. See I grew up a "left of center" guy which means in America today I'm a Saul Alinsky socialist.  :)

Sandee is totally tea party.

Btw, does anybody actually know who Saul Alinsky is other than Sarah Palin?  Or did she just read about him on a bubblegum wrapper?

Anyway since I'm being lazy today I'll just cut and paste our commentary from last night's Republican debates:



Ryan - Are you watching the Insane Clown Posse tonight?

Sandee - You're saying my posse is insane when your's can't keep a lid on their server?

Ryan - So I'm to vote for the DONALD because he says he will "get along" with Putin and I should just trust that?  Is that kind of like looking into his eye and seeing his soul?

Sandee - Are you talking about my W?!

Ryan - I know nobody can replace W in your heart but your Cuban Senator just sounded good.  Carly is pretty sharp tonight.

Sandee -  Sigh,
(heart)






Ryan - Is Ted Cruz an actual living creature or is he actually a Disney animatronic figurine?

Sandee -  lol, yeah he's an odd one.  Glad you're watching , your next Pres is up there!

Ryan - Scott Walker is sweating like a Johnsonville brat on a hot grill!

Sandee - Christie might eat him.

Ryan - I want to see Christie debate the Pillsbury dough boy!

Sandee - I can't hear what's going on with ****** (Sandee's daughter) shouting at the TV!  She needs to be up there.

Ryan - At least she doesn't have to listen to Lindsey "I'm John McCain's biyotch" Graham!  Sorry I had to pull over to text that.

Sandee - lol yeah we wouldn't want to lose a democratic comedian :)

Ryan - I just realized why Bernie Sanders scares me, he reminds me of the evil preacher in Poltergeist!  "I just love gettin' around and talkin' to people 'bout minimum wage increases and common core and reducing CO2 emissions, even on a rainy day!

Sandee - Hahaa, I keep telling you to campaign!

Ryan - You wouldn't want me, I'm limp wristed liberal; we would all be on welfare and living under Sharia Law with guns only in the hands of bad guys and only Mexicans for neighbors.

Sandee - Lol, well if you won't run at least write a political humor column.

Ryan - "We need government to get out of the way and let the people lead?"  Has Ben Carson ever seen the people in Walmart at midnight?  I don't want the guy with no teeth, baggy shorts, and drinking out of a paper bag in the back of sporting goods to determine my tax code!  I'd rather have government bureaucrat.

Ryan -  OOHHHH, Carly is getting pretty catty about Hillary!  OMG Marco you just scared the bejesus out of me, I think I'm going to crawl in a hole and never come out until Iran and North Korea stop nuking us!  :(

Sandee - NO, don't diss my Marco

Ryan - Hey Donald, I'm a business man doing businessy stuff, I guess I'm qualified to be a Republican candidate.

Sandee - Don't know about that but... You probably have more accomplishments than Hillary!

Ryan - Marco is doing well tonight, I bet he seizes the momentum.

Sandee - He is, Rand Paul tanked a long time ago.  They don't even ask him anything hardly.

Sandee - I miss my W  :(

Ryan - W is nicer and more genteel.

Ryan - Oh no he didn't!  Donald just dissed your boy (W)! He lost me vote!  :)

Sandee - I KNOW!  NOPE!  He doesn't win now!  He's popcorn to me now!

Ryan - I'm just not sure I see the next "decider" in chief on stage.







Sandee - He's right here!

Ryan - I will say Rubio and Kasich are the only ones that are not Crackalackin' craza!

Sandee - lol, stop

Ryan - So are we voting Cristie or Walker off the island tonight?

Ryan - OMG, where was Rand Paul when I was in college - he's a pot fiend!  :)

Sandee - Are you saying you were a pot fiend in college

Ryan  - I didn't inhale!

Sandee - Sure!  That's what all you Democrats say.  You know you never got that stain off my dress!  :)

Ryan -  Goodnight, I'm tired from all that brainy thoughtificational talking!

Sandee -  Goodnight sweat pea! Don't have bad dreams of Hillary!   :)