To my Blogging Friends (and particularly the ladies):
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 Trojan condoms
Eleven Pipas blowing (me)
Ten Ash Mad Credits
Nine Lady Bloggers Dancing
Eight Maids to Milk :)
Seven models swimming (naked)
Six new AM girls to lay
Five Boner Piiiiiilllllllls! (actually I really don't need those but it's the thought that counts!)
Four pearl necklaces (actually I gave them to her)
Three French kisses
Two Riff Dog posts (that would be a surprise)
And Kat, Kimberly, Elle, Mrs I, Naughty Kitty, Luna, France, Holly, etc, etc. in my Water Bed!!!!!!!!
If I left anyone out you're welcome as well! :)
12 More Days to Christmas!