Thursday, September 8, 2011

You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere

Sex blogging is great but I'm a guy that does from time to time have to consider higher thoughts in life.  I have many of those that I don't often reveal here.  For instance I watch at least 10 hours of sports per week, I blow another 10 surfing YouTube, and of course I have shared some of my cerebral gym activities watching hot ladies working out here with you on this blog.

So today I want to share with you really important news.  You may have already read this but just in case you didn't here it is, I love being the source of vital information.

Makes me want to say "Fair and Balanced!"

OK, so here it is, Rolling Stone has released the Worst Songs of the 90's.  And please, I invite any comments on how you remember these classics!

Here they are (with my comments):

1.     Barbie Girl - Aqua (how could you insult any Danish super-group)
2.     Los Lobos - Macarena (you shouldn't criticize any song that gets white people onto the floor!)
3.     Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart (Hey, I liked him in Hanna Montana)
4.     Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (I always wondered what I would look like w/that hair)
5.     Chumbawamba, "Tubthumping" (This always makes me happy when I'm down)
6.     Hanson, "MMMBop" (Jesus, they were only 4 years old, I could barely wipe myself at that age!)
7.     Celine Dion, "My Heart Will Go On" (agreed - Celine blows old, fat, bald men! Hey that's actually true!)
8.     Baha Men, "Who Let The Dogs Out?" (Hey, I quoted this song once)
9.     Right Said Fred, "I'm Too Sexy" (the theme song to my life!)
10.   4 Non Blondes, "What's Goin' On" (Ahhhh, this song is so special to me, maybe I'll blog about it some day)


Ms. Inconspicuous said...

3. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart (Hey, I liked him in Hanna Montana)

You must have young daughters. Or that is the gayest thing I've ever read on here. . . ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL! Fun post. I'm not familiar with the first and last songs but I LIKE all the other songs listed. ;-)

Kat said...

I can't believe Rolling Stone would malign all of those great songs! I used to love them all.

Seriously, how can "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred be on any worst songs list????

Tom said...

I thought Barbie Girl was brilliant, actually. Did they not know it was sarcastic?

Ryan Beaumont said...

@ Oh Ms I - SNAP! Yes, as I re-read that, it is a bit gay :( But yes there are a few young ladies that dominate the Tube at the Beaumont home. And yes I do laugh at Robbie Ray and Hannah's brother Jackson. There is a common joke in our house that the reason the cookies and pie are always gone every morning is that Robbie Ray breaks in. "I like pie."

@ Sweets - Wow I stumped you this time!

@ Kat - yeah that video shows me in my younger days :)

@ Tom - I think it was a readers poll so there may be some random error - I think the song is cute, it is what it is!

Anonymous said...

Dude - Los Lobos didn't do the Macarena. It was Los Del Rio or some lame ass group that did Macarena. Los Lobos rocks