Past Adventure #2 - Wendy (Sometimes the Road Not Taken is a Good Thing)
It's June, let's go with some Beach Boys lyrics!
Hey Ryan, you're always stealing people's ideas why don't you write a story about hooking up with an old flame through Facebook!
Hey what a great idea, let's do it! Oh, except that while I do admit I embellish here I have to admit I just have not re-hooked up with an old flame via Facebook so no-can-do. Now, that doesn't mean I am not "friends" with a few old flames; that I definitely am. In fact I'm Facebook friends with Jenny now. But that leads me again to that age old question about "the road not taken." I think a poet named Snow or Suess or Frost wrote something about that long ago? I wish I knew the answer, if I did it might have helped me out of a predicament I will describe in my next "old flame" story.
I do have good memories of Wendy. She was, as I said, quite HOT. She always had the biggest brightest smile; she just lit up a room. She was very affectionate as well. I loved the feeling of her on my arm and looking into those big blue eyes. She was funny too and could really hang with the boys so to speak at drinking. Yes, that bright, funny, sexy, vivacious, woman is how I remember her. What a little Spitfire she was!
So a few years ago I was delighted when I saw a "friend request" from Wendy!
Oh well it was good seeing and hearing from her. We message back and forth a few times but that's about it. But then I started noticing it; at first just a trickle and then a raging torrent like a run-away flash flood.
As Bill Maher would say - "that Wendy is 'bat-shit' craza'!"
Now let me preface that because I don't want to insult some of my dear blog friends here of the more "Conservative" persuasion. I can understand if you are not happy with our President. I mean he only saved the economy and killed Osama bin Laden but I realize we still have a lot of unemployment and he has not reduced the deficit to zero and solved world hunger. So, I understand if you are considering voting for Mitt. Although Mitt will learn a leveraged buyout with greenmail does not an economic plan make! Sorry, just had to throw in some Finance jargon for *hits and giggles!
However that being said, I thought we had gotten past the Kenyan Revolutionary/fake ID stuff. And while I've driven through rural Missouruh' enough to know why some of those folks still have the capacity to believe our Pres is a Muslim, I wouldn't think a college edumacated, hot suburban mom from outside of DC would still be "sharing" conspiracy theory articles.
And when I say she "shares" conspiracy theory/birther stories I'm not just talking an occasional "share." Jesus, my Wendy must do nothing but sit at the computer all day a dig up crap from any website and post to Facebook.
Hell, if the Pres says "the sky is blue," she is "sharing" some article by the American Tea Party Family Council for Freedom that says "RED is the new sky blue" and that the government paid Solyndra and Acorn $1 billion to paint the sky blue as a subliminal stunt to trick people into voting Democrat and oh btw Homeland Security is encouraging aliens from outer space to land here before November in order to vote for Obama.
Oh yeah, she also has about 5 kids which goes about +3 beyond my man to man defensive philosophy of parenting! I sure hope poor Buddy doesn't have to agree to another kid every time he wants to get layed! But I fear my Windy now believes that life begins at hard-on.
Yeah, I can take a bit of friendly political banter with a pal like Kat but Wendy and I would get along like oil and water. Of course as one blogger who I shared this story with told me if Wendy ended up with me she might be VP of her company, live with a smokin' hot DILF, and would get all her news from the Colbert report! How's that for arrogance! :)
Oh well, from her pictures it looks like she still has a nice ass and that is all that is generally important to me most of the time! :)
But in the end sometimes you find out later that the road not taken leads to a cliff (and a yard full of kids)! :(
"And Wendy has stormy eyes, that flash at the sound of li(beral media)...." :)